Coffee Addict

You know you're a coffee addict when:

You can jump start your car without cables.
You answer the door before people knock.
You've worn out your third pair of shoes this week.
Your eyes stay open even when you sneeze.
You grind coffee beans in your mouth.
You can type sixty words per minute -- with your feet.
You sleep with your eyes open. (Parang si belle? peace, belle!)
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
Instant coffee takes too long to make.
You channel surf faster without the remote.
You don't sweat... you percolate.
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
.You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
The only time you are standing still is during an earthquake!
You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
People get dizzy just watching you.
Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
When someone asks 'How are you?' you say, 'Good to the last drop'.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
You can't even remember your second cup.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
You don't need a hammer to pound in nails.
You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You lick your coffeepot clean.
You think being called a drip is a compliment.
You think CPR stands for Coffee Provides Resuscitation.
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
Your only source of nutrition comes from Sweet & Low.
You've worn out the handle on your favourite mug.
You take your morning coffee with you in the shower.
Your heart beats noticeably faster as a reaction to the smell of coffee.

That confirms it. I am a coffee addict.
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